i cybered on omegle today

You: hi

Stranger: hey

You: wanna cyber

Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)

You: ya

Stranger: And okay then, you start?

You: i come into ur bedroom

You: and ur sleeping

You: and i crawl under your blanket

Stranger: I'm still asleep

You: u feel me pulling down ur pants

You: and u wake up and smile

Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy

You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed

You: cutting off your penis

Stranger: wait

You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME

Stranger: Then what...?

You: I HATE YOU

Stranger: I didn't cheat

You: you bleed to death in your bed

Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok

You: nobody ever knows what happened

You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes

You: the end

Stranger: I have a mercedes?

You: not anymore faggot

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